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The Vice Chancellor is leaving!And the mourners go about the streets,throwing their mortar boards in the airand waving their gownslike bullfighters’ capes. In the Vivisection Laboratory,the faintest of grey lightsslants through the bars of cageswhere animals waitto be scientifically torturedfor … Continue reading

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The windows are broken, sir. PM Yes, of course, but that was done yesterday! But, sir, there is glass all over the carpet, today. PM Yes, of course, but that will be fixed tomorrow! And it’s raining! PM Yes, of … Continue reading

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